Laughable scenes at St. James’s Park on Sunday, when after beating Newcastle Wenger and his players jumped up and down with uncontrollable joy. After the game, Wenger reflected to heap praise on his players for their “exceptional attitude and determination”, pacifying his own failure to come remotely close to winning a trophy by reinventing the word “reward”, which he mentioned five times.

I’m sending out a plea to all Arsenal fans going to tomorrow’s home game against Wigan - fans that still have an open mind. If Arsenal lose, destroy Arsene Wenger - give him both barrels! Demonstrate your voracious disgust in the strongest possible terms. I know a lot of fans are still sitting on the fence, but tomorrow’s your chance to jump off the fence for the benefit of Arsenal Football Club.

I can’t help feeling a touch envious that David Moyes’ destination is Manchester United and not Arsenal. Even more so under the current circumstances, where we have a manager so drunk on egotistical arrogance and selfish indifference he can only offer indefinite hopelessness. As regular readers of this site know, Moyes was my number one wish for the Arsenal job, and Arsenal should have grabbed...